Today I met a new friend, Randal. He’s a Praying Mantis. He likes to watch Dora The Explorer and Ni Hao Kai Lan. He doesn’t talk much, but if he could, I’m sure he’d say something like, “keep all females away from me! I heard the sex might be great but the she bites my head off?! WTF?!” -Jerry
Posted on Thursday December 10th

